Learning to Cry on Command to Increase Our YouTube Views

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    Unus Annus

    Kestus: 18:09

    None have been able to capture sadness as good as a crying EEpostsr. Today, we harness that power to increase our views tenfold.
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Alyssa Malinowski
Alyssa Malinowski

When I played Rizzo, I was able to make my voice crack and shake at the end of my song and completely break down LMAO not easy to melt down on stage

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persona
persona

thai commercials do that to people

9 tundi tagasi
Stevie
Stevie

How to make me cry: "See you, space cowboy."

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James White
James White

Man Ethan reading that scene from Marley & Me really got me 😭

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1123581321 34
1123581321 34

All I need to hear is “it’s good to have you with us, even if it’s just for today” and I get the closest I can come to crying anymore

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Kay Russell
Kay Russell

My dog died earlier this year and when Ethan started reading the script I literally started sobbing, I miss him so much. And scene. That’s what life is though right? All a big movie where you’re always acting. I could be on my bed at 11:30 in the night right now crying, but you wouldn’t know, you wouldn’t care. Maybe if you got this far you would care. Are you wondering if my dog actually died? Yeah he did, but some people probably didn’t wonder, they might’ve dismissed it within a second, thoughts of this comment gone, unremembered. But I’ll remember, and you might too. But only for a little bit, then gone. Cut.

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Kay Russell
Kay Russell

Okay so I finished watching the video and went to read the comments like normal ya know. I see this and I think oh shiz. What did I just write? Like honestly. My mind has been going crazy this year I swear you guys.

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ActuallyRandomPerson
ActuallyRandomPerson

“Now, give me the nuke” “I won’t do it, Bruce” “Give me the _nuuuuke"_ “I won’t do it” “Ben” “I won’t” “Benn put the nuke in my hand” “Either we _both go_ or we _dont go"_ “THEN WHOSE GONNA MARRY MY DAUGHTER” “I’m sure she’ll find someone else” “WHAT? NOO HAVE YOU _SEEN HER?_ I'M SHOCKED _YOU'RE_ DATING HER!!!” “She’s pretty to me!!” “Ohh shes _pretty to youuu_ well _fine,_ go marry her if you think she’s so pretty” “Well that was the _plan_ but I want you to be at the wedding! Who's gonna stand up and give the father-daughter dance speech!” "Listen, listen, listen. _Your dad can do that._ But we’re running outta time and that meteor is getting close and then there’ll be no wedding halls at all for anyone to get married in, let alone my daughter. Unless you hand me the nuke. Come on. _son._ You like that? Son? Give papa the nuke” *Ethan sings for a bit* _“Give me the nuke”_ *singing pauses* “(I’m reaching out my hand to give you the nuke)” *singing resumes* “beep beep boop. I’m going now. I’m getting in the shuttle. Listen” "🎶Bruce!” “Tell my daughter she’s not as ugly as I always told her she was. She cannot take your name when you marry. She has to carry on my lineage,” “🎶BRUCE” “As I have no sons. Goodbye Ben” “🎶Don’t wanna fall, asleep, because I miss you Bruce Willis" “*Space shuttle noises*” “You made the ultimate sacrifice, dad” “Soooonnnn”

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TheSpeedyPatriot
TheSpeedyPatriot

I am either a heartless individual or I'm really dry because I've seen sad movie endings, like Armageddon, Marley and Me, and even Deep Impact, and somehow I didn't cry, at least not on the outside

2 päeva tagasi
Kassie Korte
Kassie Korte

I watched while pooping so I was crying

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Erik Duff
Erik Duff

Why is everyone crying, I get it that is the point of the video but if you legitimately got sad you should seek help

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emo tea
emo tea

Dude that marly and me got me, it reminded me too much of my cat

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Javier Hernandez
Javier Hernandez

The one about the dog I didn’t cry the first time but now I cry at it

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RainedRoses
RainedRoses

As soon as mark said “whatever your selling I’ll take ten” an Ad came up

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Roris Bellies
Roris Bellies

When Ethan and Mark were reading the script to Marley and Me I started sobbing 😂😂

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Ella Rhys
Ella Rhys

mark: i didn’t get a tear out but it’s so sad!!! me, literally SOBBING ever since ethan read the beginning: HOW

3 päeva tagasi
Autumn Leaves
Autumn Leaves

Mark and Ethan Desperately Attempt to Feel Something (Sad Edition)

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EuropaThePirateTwin3
EuropaThePirateTwin3

I'm just here trying not to think about my dog crossing the Rainbow Bridge a year ago...... then they go bustin' out flippin' Marley & Me and I'm gone.... I miss you Honey

3 päeva tagasi
DaeDae
DaeDae

Thailand, sign me up for that life insurance :(

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PEEN
PEEN

PEEN cries about how much time there is.....

4 päeva tagasi
Kateri Warren
Kateri Warren

All this makes me think about is how the end permanently set in stone and no one can escape it and all I can do is sit by and watch. All the things I know, gone. And all this just makes me more determined to live an amazing life that I will enjoy.

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BowPennykettle
BowPennykettle

*Them:* trying to cry on command *Me:* humming leaves from the vine, already sobbing

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Zach Hersko
Zach Hersko

Came back to this video cuz I forgot to watch it, freaking choked up at the life insurance video, like I literally couldn’t speak for like 2 minutes. Video gets a like from me.

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Magic and Mayhem
Magic and Mayhem

I cried before they did but that’s because I know how to cry on cue. And why you vaunt cry is because your trying to cry don’t think about crying.

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Al Eisha
Al Eisha

riverdale looks a lil different here..

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Amy Mitman
Amy Mitman

i started this video, watched the entirety of Bridge to Terabithia in which I sobbed as per usual, then resumed this video and continued to cry.

5 päeva tagasi
dirl
dirl

Josh Groban singing To where you are. Always makes me cry

5 päeva tagasi
Annabellr
Annabellr

I’ve never seen Marley & Me, but that made me cry like a baby 😭

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Rebecca Blue
Rebecca Blue

What always breaks me is my dad leaving me

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I really don’t know
I really don’t know

I started smiling at 10:05 I am scared of myself

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Navarah Sherwin
Navarah Sherwin

I can cry almost on command, it only took about 15 seconds to get a year going. Lol, such a stupid concept when you think about it.

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heyitsq̸t̸7150
heyitsq̸t̸7150

When they said 3 2 1 go that's when I started to cry

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PuppetOnStrings
PuppetOnStrings

Ethan made me cry, omg.. it reminds me of putting my dog down.

6 päeva tagasi
Sarah Murphy
Sarah Murphy

Bryce Dallas Howard can literally cry on command She’s done a few interviews showing how to do it It’s a physical manipulation type thing that she does - tricks her body into crying by altering breathing, twitching her nose, something like that She doesn’t need any memories to trigger the tears

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Alexinea
Alexinea

WHEN EEF PULLED PUT A THAI COMMERCIAL I KNEW I WAS GONNA LOSE IT

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Jana Eloff
Jana Eloff

Elliott reaaally looks like my little brother and seeing him cry made me fricken BAWL 😭

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Jana Eloff
Jana Eloff

I WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT A MAN AND AN OCTOPUS' FRIENSDHIP AND BAWLED

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Jana Eloff
Jana Eloff

Seeing people cry makes me cry. 😂😭

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LEGENDARYxbox25 TTV
LEGENDARYxbox25 TTV

Did anyone laugh when Ethan started singing.

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Rowan Cohen
Rowan Cohen

I have severe PTSD sooo I can *teeeechnically* cry on command... Buuuut it requires me to literally trigger myself to near-dissociative point and just kinda... stop there? And it ALWAYS hyucks up my headspace for a day or two, soooo... I probably Shoudn't. Edit: I also can do that to sound like the most hateful, loathing, purely disgusting person, too. That's just my pulling up anger at 12+ years of child abuse and some 50-odd churches saying I Deserved It or Wasn't Praying Hard Enough. That doesn't wreck my headspace nearly as bad, so I wound up playing a LOT of villains during my stage days...

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Sophia DeNault
Sophia DeNault

Rip I started to cry when he was reading the Marley and me script that movie hurts man

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