Learning to Cry on Command to Increase Our YouTube Views

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    None have been able to capture sadness as good as a crying EEpostsr. Today, we harness that power to increase our views tenfold.
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Monny Boo
Monny Boo

I cry all the time 🙃 sometimes I just can’t stop. The real question is, how do I not cry?

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Abigail Scott
Abigail Scott

Literally just shut ur eyes shut really hard for a couple seconds then open then and dont close them till they tear up. It happens faster that way

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night owl
night owl

At 3:46 I started to cry because it was bringing back memories from last summer

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Luna 534
Luna 534

I have one that all of us from YT in 2015-16 know Wolf Song....

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YouTube nerd
YouTube nerd

I literally cried the second Ethan looked remotely sad

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bagel boppity
bagel boppity

shit, I almost started crying edit: I cried

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Painted Canvas LPS
Painted Canvas LPS

Why you show the scene why you show the scene why? I would have been fine if you didnt show the scene! Why the dog the dog you could have showed anything but the dog why!

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TrustBadWolf
TrustBadWolf

For me it's not so much crying on command as it is getting into the scenario. If it's sad, I'll cry. But I do think I have the tendency to feel emotions strongly and I have decent empathy levels, so I'm not sure my method would work for everyone. It might not work for people like Mark who only get teary at certain things.

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Mishy Fushiko
Mishy Fushiko

Mark, Mark, Mark. You know precisely you don't need to cry on command to increase your wiews. You just need something special.

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Rudra 99102
Rudra 99102

growing up mark couldn't afford tears so that's why he's not good at crying on command

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paper planes
paper planes

their faces on the life insurance video 🥺🥺🥺

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Artirean Rogueshire
Artirean Rogueshire

This isn't really a crying on command thing, more or less "I'm overly emotional and cry over everything sad or extremely happy", but when I do, it's because of my emotions. Just like those acting classes say, you have to be in the moment, specifically a memory in which you felt extreme sorrow, and try to feel the way you felt then. Just a little bit ago, I cried out of pride for someone who is celebrating their sobriety, because every time I remember their story, it leaves me in tears.

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Poppy Leigh
Poppy Leigh

I genuinely cried while watching this

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Issaa. auttuumn
Issaa. auttuumn

I was crying and laughing so hard the whole time!!🤦🏽‍♀️😭🥺

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Dana Burd
Dana Burd

It's easy to bring tears to your eyes when you had to put two dogs down that have been around since you were born :/

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Kiley Hardin
Kiley Hardin

I know what things make me cry when I think about them. So I can "cry on demand" in a way.

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Baboultje
Baboultje

i didnt get the life insurance ad

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glenwo2
glenwo2

Please mark....NEVER Imagine Chica in that position. Chica will live FOREVER.

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Dr. Jade Silver
Dr. Jade Silver

They should have watched daddy lies, that shit will make you cry

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EnderGirl56
EnderGirl56

3:08 it’s hard to notice but Ethan’s eyebrow twitched, he’s thinking about some really deep stuff-

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Some Buddy
Some Buddy

When Roo dies...

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Mike Potter
Mike Potter

i kept getting distracted ffs,.. i hate it so much xd i got to like 80%, my eyes were watering but then i got distracted and it fell all the way to 0%.. imma need some tips on not getting distracted lol

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Keggay2000
Keggay2000

not so fun fact: my grandpa died when I was a kid, and when I wanted to make myself sad or continue crying from a separate issue, I'd force myself to think about him and my limited memories and cry. I dunno what that says about and honestly I think it'd be best if I didn't. anyways! Ethan during the script part was so sadddd I cried

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Fander The third
Fander The third

Everyone:crying cause of the scene Ethan did Me:crying cause Ethan is such a good actor 👁💧👄💧👁

2 päeva tagasi
Kenya Cobalt
Kenya Cobalt

So apparently I can cry on command but only to a dramatic reading of Marley and Me, good to know

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Litteral garbage die
Litteral garbage die

Anyone else legit cry?

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Raphaeloking
Raphaeloking

Ethan actually did it. He beat mark. In something...

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Doodlegem Emera
Doodlegem Emera

Grr screw you guys for bringing dogs into this video! I was expecting crying on cue from you but not expecting you to bring the feels out of me, getting me to cry while you're reading the Marley and me script as I'm cuddling with my dog!😭😭

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Doodlegem Emera
Doodlegem Emera

Really?! Again with the life insurance commercial?? Alot of those Asian, Thai and Korean commercials are pretty good though..I've seen some when they're selling stuff and others where they aren't and it's still very well done bringing out emotions

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Lylø the gacha bunny
Lylø the gacha bunny

Mark en ethan: *waching something sad* My wifi: l e t s n o t d o t h a t

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JRyan Elliott
JRyan Elliott

Is anyone else born with this talent cause i am i do it to my friends to prank them LOL,I try and teach them how to do it but i guess i'm just FABULOUS!!

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Ballistic Bee
Ballistic Bee

God how much I wish all people knew about the “being in the moment” while acting. A couple months ago I was stage/sound director for my school play and one of the actors really infuriated me. There was a scene where he was supposed to be angry for being left out of things by his girlfriend but he had a completely blank face with not even a hint of emotion in his lines, body language, or facial expressions. We literally had to stop practice for likely half an hour so all actors and the directors could tell him to have emotion. Hell he died at one point and even then there was no emotion.

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Off The Map Gaming
Off The Map Gaming

Things that make me cri evrtim: Goodbye is not forever - fox and the hound Little soldier boy - avatar the last airbender I am made of love - Steven universe

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Confused_Kay0813
Confused_Kay0813

My body has the weirdest response to any type of extreme emotion weather it’s anger or anxiety I cry but when I’m sad I can’t shed a tear it’s real weird :p

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Grace Eastman
Grace Eastman

These two deciding to use a dog's death early in the video was really just using my own weakness and life experience against me, huh?

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babbzilla
babbzilla

I am called Alice. This is the Valley of Tears. Memento Mori

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Nick Lopez
Nick Lopez

15:24 I was thinking that as well asparagus pee sauna, do it!!!!!

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Nick Lopez
Nick Lopez

Ethan wins this one on how to cry

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Nick Lopez
Nick Lopez

7:50 Yeah like I usually cry on really beautiful things in movies over sad things in life and movies

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skyler winkel
skyler winkel

The ending was one of the weirdest soap operas I've ever seen.

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Ivy Miller
Ivy Miller

Made me think of my dog I put down. 10/10 made me cry good job boys

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AVELLANT
AVELLANT

I would have chosen old yelle

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AS - 07WS - Queen Elizabeth Sr PS (1273)
AS - 07WS - Queen Elizabeth Sr PS (1273)

Ethan: gets tears out Mark: “oh I was about to cry me: I didn’t feel like crying a bit maybe I’m a monster after all.

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Gergő Takács
Gergő Takács

Trying to cry? Look up "Hungarian Shadow Dance BGT" Gets me every single time...

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Emma Knapp
Emma Knapp

I can cry on command but this is because I’ve been through some STUFF. 🤣 I’m a big ol cry baby.

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Krista Bemis
Krista Bemis

When they started reading the Marley and me script, I started to think of my beagle. She's going on like 12 and doesn't have the same energy she used to. Also, I know a lot of heartbreaking videos. I'd watch them like an idiot and start to get super sad. Not to the point where I'd cry. But I would feel my throat getting tight and a lump forming and I would want to cry.

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ROZALYNN MURLEY
ROZALYNN MURLEY

I actually cried 😫😭😭😭

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mevin babu
mevin babu

they look extremely constipated on their first attempt

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Super Luigi Samurai
Super Luigi Samurai

Unus Annus unus annus

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Legit bunny247
Legit bunny247

I can cry on command. I just think about things that make me wanna cry lol

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Septiplier Away
Septiplier Away

Buenardo ❤️

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UNUS ANNUS FOREVER
UNUS ANNUS FOREVER

Wow this dog seen actually had me sad just thinking when or if I am going to have to do this to dog

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Fort FemDomme
Fort FemDomme

I’ve actually never seen Marley and me. I hate this video.

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Ideka
Ideka

Everyone had Mark pegged for being the emotional one when Ethan practically had tears in his eyes at every scene

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JellyBOB7190
JellyBOB7190

How do they expect to cry while doing Bruce Willis Role-Play?

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Speedy Apples
Speedy Apples

Thai life insurance getting free promotion Realizing it'll be gone in 150 days

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My name is Voluptas
My name is Voluptas

i've never found it hard to cry when you get into a scene, it happens a lot when i read books and come up to an emotional part. i get into it and i put myself in the shoes on the MC

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Hannah DiBenedetto
Hannah DiBenedetto

Ben and Bruce are quaking

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Yakal Team
Yakal Team

Does it make me a bad person that I didn't feel absolutely anything in the life insurance commercial thing?

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GJERocks
GJERocks

Wait, did they just genuinely do an improvised sketch based on Armageddon, when it just so happened that years ago for the improv vids, Mark and Ethan both ALSO did an improvised sketch based on Armageddon? I remember in the original, Mark was also Bruce Willis, but Ethan played the daughter. I cannot believe that this circumstance has naturally shown up twice.

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alan ersavas
alan ersavas

fuck he did

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alan ersavas
alan ersavas

imagian thats chika

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Sam Shane
Sam Shane

the weird thing about armageddon was that steven tyler sang that song that’s in the movie his daughter is in. it’s like he’s serenading his own daughter lol no one thought that through. good song tho

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Luna Smythe
Luna Smythe

OMG ethan almost made me cry! and i think it's because ive seen mark act a lot of times before that it didn't hit me as hard as ethan's acting ^^;

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xx_giaa
xx_giaa

all i have to do is think about certain songs and bam i'm sobbing like a wee baby

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Michelle DiPalo
Michelle DiPalo

3 things... #1, just mentioning Marley and Me is enough to make me cry. #2, I feel like it should have a bit easier for Mark since Chica is a Golden Retriever like Marley was. #3, That life insurance commercial DESTROYED me 😭

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Allie Younce
Allie Younce

EITHER WE B O T H G O OR WE D O N T G O

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Lemon Man
Lemon Man

Eef's eyes at 3:32 tho 👁👁

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pineapple Queen
pineapple Queen

I mean I cry everyday its easy

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Nona Key14
Nona Key14

Ok, I’m watching Hamilton and one of the songs reminded me of my mom and I could hear her singing that song that reminded me of her, and I never thought it would make to sad, because she has been passed away for a year and a half so, it just makes me realize how much I miss her. Wow this comment was unnecessary but it’s here. Please go on with your day. Have a good day to all. UwU. I’m gonna go now. I paused the video at 3:43 to make this comment. Now I must unpause the vid and continue.

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Karkat Vantas
Karkat Vantas

Last episode they had a thing related to JJBA, this time it's related to homestuck. Have they been reading my fandom list?

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Karkat Vantas
Karkat Vantas

Not gonna lie when they were reading the Marlee (don't know how to spell it) and Me script it made me remember how my dog was already a small bit past the average lifespan of his breed so it made me actually start crying a bit.

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SCP oul
SCP oul

If you want to cry on demand watch the ending to "Click"(with adam sandler) over and over until you know what the pain of loss is.

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Oz
Oz

when mark took his turn to read the marley & me bit the first thing i thought of was, "take care of chica for me, will you?" and BAM THE TEARS FELL

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peachey117
peachey117

When Ethan starts sadly singing " I Don't Want To Miss A Thing". A real tear jerker

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Her_Stray_Wonder
Her_Stray_Wonder

Crying on command is really easy for me???? Like I dont think of anything I can just do it. The way I do it is I kinda tense my throat and jaw I guess. I basically recreate the way my muscles feel when I actually cry. It only takes like 5-10 seconds for the tears to start falling but my eyes get full of tears basically immediatly. Does anyone else know what I'm even trying to say here lol 😳😂😭

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A Person
A Person

Ethan- you cant do it!!! Mark- GIVE ME THE NUKE, give me the nuke, GIVE ME THE NUKE

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GianMarco Rosado
GianMarco Rosado

Shit even I cried for the dad 😭😭

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Elmer’s Glue
Elmer’s Glue

me: catching up on unus annus but i HAVE to watch them in order also me: PEE SAUNA IS NEXT PEE SAUNA IS NEXT basically i cant focus on this video

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Zachary Reimer
Zachary Reimer

Who else had that actually happen to their dog it happened to my golden retriever cried myself to sleep that night so yeah that but me hard 😥😥😥

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JLirl
JLirl

The fact that it was actually a life insurance ad is both funny and sad

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